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    29 August

    let me publish anything but nothing of something. FUCK!!

    MSN 9.0,比尔盖茨喊你回家吃饭
     
    我他妈的安装了9.0之后就没得好,谁来告诉我怎么才能反安装了恢复我的8.0啊
     
    MSN 9.0,比尔盖茨喊你回家上厕所
     
    下午我跑潭柘寺的山上,爬啊爬啊爬啊,我觉得都快河北移动了,车也快没油了,或者空气稀薄的内燃机没法工作了
     
    正逛悠逛悠的往上爬呢,MSN 9.0,比尔盖茨喊你回家睡觉啦!
     
    正逛悠逛悠、咯噔咯噔的框框的往上爬呢,不知道过了多少个我觉得拐过弯就是山尖的弯啦
     
    看见路边立一小白牌:军事禁区游人止步!
     
    我哪儿管你丫是不是军事禁区,接着爬,接着往上爬
     
    抬眼一看,前头几公里的地方,蓝天下面一大楼,山尖上面盖大楼,真气派,那海拔比国贸三期可高多了
     
    大楼旁边两个纱窗似的雷达转啊转啊转的,还挺漂亮的反正
     
    给我吓坏了,我不知道他们的雷达发现了没发现我的民用车,不过这要是防空导弹基地,待会飞过来的就是导弹了
     
    正紧张呢,下来一小军车
     
    对视一眼,干了,这么快就被他们发现了
     
    皱着眉头奖假装轻松地迎上去
     
    军人摇上车床问:干嘛的,没看见前面牌子写了什么
     
    MSN 9.0,比尔盖茨喊你回去参军!!
     
    我说看见了,但是得往前走找地方调头去
     
    军人嘲讽挑衅外加怜惜的看了我们一眼,根本再懒得搭理我们,一阵风似的往山下开去
     
    我心里凉的比山风还凉,难道他们要发射导弹了?
     
    我赶紧哆哆嗦嗦的掉头,空挡滑行下山——反正是个死,要体面,不能让他们看出来我们在逃跑
     
    而且,你开得快,车子散发的热量就多啊,现在的导弹,啧啧,都是热感的
     
    可能现在的导弹飞的比较慢吧,反正最后也没打着我们
     
    后来还跑戒台寺去看了眼,问人家门票价儿一听,啧啧,去不起,要是下午不吃那两根冰棍讲究还能买了门票,但是停车费估计就得用好利来的冰粥券支付了,那我估计收费的那个晒得跟泰森似的、胖的跟泰森似的、凶的跟泰森似的那个哥们不能答应的
     
    那就回京城呗,京城,天子脚下讲理的地方
     
    我累了,去睡觉了
     
    今天看见了雷达,第一次,好开心
     
    MSN 9.0,比尔盖茨喊你回家上厕所。

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    你这马氏无厘头散文写得炉火纯青。9.0是不大好用。
    4 Sept.
    河北移动。。。
    保罗,斯柯达明锐我几本决定了,你打击一下我吧
    31 Aug.
    坚 吴wrote:
    有种rap的感觉
    31 Aug.
    旻 陈wrote:
    你太圡了,居然长这么大才看到过雷达
    31 Aug.

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