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    07 July

    老子很笨

    我脑残、脑麻、脑癫痫且中风
     
    迂回太少智慧太缺,结构性障碍,无可救药,还是“要”我不太确信了已经
     
    只有汩汩而出的隽永的意识流,作为上天对弱智的恩赐,才能让我写出只言片语,和正常人看不懂的倒装句
     
    以及稍微忙一点的人都没时间琢磨的文言文
     
    脑细胞的特征是一旦发育完成后,再也不会增殖。
     
    但是爷的脑细胞貌似连发育完成都搞不定了
     
    后来还听说脑细胞要是不用的话,会以每天10万的速度迅速死去
     
    不到三年就死一个亿,这是一个什么概念,就是说从20岁开始,我已经死了2亿脑细胞了
     
    仔细感受我的脑,里面有一片灰色的区域,那里没有声音、没有色彩、没有记忆,那里是死域
     
    我说我智慧低呢
     
    老子好笨,真沮丧
     
    不过我想明白一个问题,所谓的生活奋斗工作人生,就是去消耗脑细胞的地方,与其让他们安安静静的死去,不如让他们死得轰轰烈烈,拼搏在爆土狼烟儿的战场上
     
    我把舌头倒卷,冲着大脑的方向咕噜咕噜的问了句:你们丫的准备好了么?
     
    那边根本没有反映,脑细胞们还没发育成熟呢,听不懂人话,呜呜
     
    2009年7月6日晚上上天眷顾忽然脑喷有感,脑细胞加速死亡,瞬间10万脑细胞死的干干净净
     
    一个人差不多有120一个脑细胞,最多不过10%被运用了的,剩下那108亿个脑细胞,每一亿代表着一个梁山伯的好汉,GOOD!

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    what the heck...
    21 July
    我X 你赔我脑细胞
    7 July
    读你的文章,我数了数,死掉了至少20万个脑细胞。保罗加油啊。
    7 July

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